Monkee walk

A form of walking where a group of friends form a line, arms across shoulders and walk in unison with exagerated steps to the right and left.
From the opening sequence of the Monkees TV series.

My friends and i got drunk and Monkee walked down the beach.

Monkee walk by Frodis May 10, 2005

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monkey walk

the way you walk when you go to take a shit and then realize that there is no toilet paper so you have to half squat and waddle to go get more toilet paper in order to keep shit from spreading all over your ass.

Eric: Dude theres no fuckin toilet paper in the bathroom
Karl: There was some TP in my room
Eric: Yeah I know, I did the monkey walk to grab it so I didnt get shit all over my ass

monkey walk by E-Janks March 14, 2010

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Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

Walking the monkey by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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