Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey...

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008

uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.

Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.

by teh0gre February 28, 2006

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 24, 2024

Penis Monkey

The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".

Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!

by Johnny Asswipe IV July 9, 2020