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Monke balls 

This word was first used in gorilla tag from a monke named mini games
He harassed us and sucked on our monke balls
Monke balls by game_takers1 July 23, 2023

Monke Balls 

You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
Man 3: "Monke Balls."
Man 1 & 2: "Yes."
Monke Balls by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022

garlic butter croissant monkey balls 

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

jesus christ monkey balls 

term used by officer harris of south park
jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

big fat monkey balls 

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible
Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

monkey balls 

1. something stinks - not necessarily from a stench
1. Man AC/DC sucks monkey balls
2. Getting caught smelling your aunts panties sucks monkey balls
3. Whoever came up with the slang ACCA DACCA sucks money balls
4. Laguna Beach sucks monkey balls
monkey balls by MAX GARCIA September 18, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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