'Mongdar" is a portmanteau of 'Monger' & 'Radar' in same vein as Gaydar etc.
It means a heightened sense of when pay to play comes into the sexual arena.

I was hanging in the bar at this Casio in Vegas when this hottie started making eye contact across the room. I was getting excited until I spied a 12 pack of Trojans in her purse and my mongdar went off like a tranny on the Jerry Springer show.

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monglor

One who is knowledgeable regarding all things computer.

Thank you all knowing Monglor!

monglor by smorrissey April 28, 2014

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Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.

"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"

Cock Mongler by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

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Whore Mongler

1) Someone who is a nuisance to prostitutes and prevents them from getting business.
2) An extremely annoying individual who always gets in the way of everyone's happiness.

The party was going great until that whore mongler showed up and ruined everything.

Whore Mongler by Shayans September 13, 2009

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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