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A word indicating anything negative and often discusting (not as in disgusting). It is related in an unkown may to both ming and minger and can therefore be used as a verb (1), nown (2), adverb (3) or adjective (4).

The 'g' should be pronounced as in sponge not as in gun
1. Fucking hell stop mongeing on me.
2. I don't rate her, that girl is a monge.
3. She was sucking my cock mongeily
4. I didn't rate that film, it was monge.
monge by Edward Carr October 30, 2004
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1. A dumbass/dimwit 2. A stupid bitch that keeps eating your damn sandwich 3. A nigga that has done fucked up 4. Your best friend accidentally stuck his/her dick in your asshole
1.Jerald you fucking Monge why did you do this get that out of me
2.Honey who is this fucking Monge in our bedroom with no clothes on
3.BABE THATS MINE YOU FUCKING MONGE
Monge by KrispyCheeto July 31, 2019
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It's my last name
That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!
Monge by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022
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monge cone 

1) A membranous tissue fold that occuludes the vaginal orifice from the ramrod. A hymen or cherry.

2) A cone existing on a level curve that contacts the tangent surface.

1:"Take a good look at your monge cone; this is the last time you'er ever going to see it!"
2:Mot screamed to the ramrod, "If you want to get to the bloody monge cone, you're going to have to get through me first, mate"
monge cone by hwad January 20, 2006

minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.
Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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