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Mommy's rack 

The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;
friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it

going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love

Mommy's rack: huge hooters
Mommy's rack by Maybe be David April 19, 2023
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