momagnet (noun)
/ˈmä-magnet/
A man, usually over 35, who radiates low-key heat and dependable energy that irresistibly attracts suburban moms.
He’s not flashy. He smells like confidence and perfectly brewed gas station coffee. He can fix a garage door, reset your Wi-Fi, and carry your bulk grocery haul in one trip without making it weird.
He’s seen things emotionally and on the backend of a broken tech stack at some 9-5 wage prison. His back hurts. But he still shows up.
/ˈmä-magnet/
A man, usually over 35, who radiates low-key heat and dependable energy that irresistibly attracts suburban moms.
He’s not flashy. He smells like confidence and perfectly brewed gas station coffee. He can fix a garage door, reset your Wi-Fi, and carry your bulk grocery haul in one trip without making it weird.
He’s seen things emotionally and on the backend of a broken tech stack at some 9-5 wage prison. His back hurts. But he still shows up.
“I went to grab my coffee and somehow left with a crisis of loyalty — that guy was a full-on momagnet, and I haven’t touched my husband since.”
by thebigbangburgerbartender June 07, 2025
Get the Momagnetmug. Momagnet (noun)
/ˈmä-magnet/
> A man who doesn’t chase attention - it drips off him like condensation on a Wawa cold brew.
He smells like Old Spice, knows how to reset your router, and has the vibe of someone who ghosted a toxic ex and then fixed their plumbing out of spite.
The type of guy a suburban mom side-eyes while pretending to compare yogurt brands… but she’s really thinking about her life choices.
/ˈmä-magnet/
> A man who doesn’t chase attention - it drips off him like condensation on a Wawa cold brew.
He smells like Old Spice, knows how to reset your router, and has the vibe of someone who ghosted a toxic ex and then fixed their plumbing out of spite.
The type of guy a suburban mom side-eyes while pretending to compare yogurt brands… but she’s really thinking about her life choices.
“I went to grab my coffee and somehow left with a crisis of loyalty — that guy was a full-on momagnet, and I haven’t touched my husband since.”
by thebigbangburgerbartender June 07, 2025
Get the Momagnetmug.