That one friend who actually cares about you, helps you study and is also your guardian angel when it comes to clubing and partying.
by Philkn September 30, 2019
A body type that is not obese nor severely overweight but also not too muscular or skinny. Women who have these bodies are typically 5-20 pounds overweight but in the right places. A mom bod typically has thick thighs, a soft and plump but also small stomach, and a big but not excessive butt. Women with mom bods also have good facial structure too. For instance you might be able to make out a jawline or prominent cheekbones. Women with this body type are VERY ATTRACTIVE and are highly desired by men. This post may seem backhanded but I promise you as a member of the male species this body type is fine af. Y’all look amazing (especially in leggings) and y’all give the best cuddles and hugs so there are no complaints on my end. However one thing to note is that all bodies are beautiful however this body type is severely and I mean severely underrated but most men low key love it :)
by Chad Chett November 22, 2021
Women who once moshed pit at rock concerts. Years later they mosh once again, in front of their children.
Girl: Hey Devon, how was the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Devon: It was the worst concert of my life.
Girl: Why?
Devon: My mom tagged along with and was moshing the entire time.
Girl: Gross, mom moshing?!?!
Devon: smh...
Devon: It was the worst concert of my life.
Girl: Why?
Devon: My mom tagged along with and was moshing the entire time.
Girl: Gross, mom moshing?!?!
Devon: smh...
by velvetgotham December 5, 2017
A mother who refuses to allow her children to leave home. And when they do, she won't let them go. Her children do not have productive lives or marriages. In an effort to insure they fail, she does things behind their backs to make them look bad. It forces them to return home. Children don't know what to do short of cutting her off and moving away.
An employer might get a call from "mom." The next thing ya know, the employee gets released. Friends might get introduced to her, and she will cut her children down in front of them. A girlfriend will leave her boyfriend because of his mom. Mom does these things behind her children's back. The "killa mom" is jealous, and won't let her children grow up. They may not be dead, but they certainly aren't alive.
by Stuckinthemud November 9, 2008
A divorced mother that rarely pays attention to her child except to take her to Disneyland so she can take "fun" pictures of them while giving them loads of sweets in order be crowned the "fun parent". High five in the air to you CR!
by Madhatter June 15, 2014
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