Molly May

If you ever meet a Molly just know that your life is now in danger. Take cover cuz as soon as she walks past you smell that fishy rotten fanny. When you meet a Molly you will become a pressed alcoholic drug addict! So please beware that if you ever meet this Molly call animal control and tell them there is a wild fishy , rat in my bedroom sitting on my bed, fucking my friends llama having the time of her life whilst filling the air with the toxic smell of fishy fannies.
Warning ⚠️

Girl 1: Ew what’s that smell

Girl 2: oh shit that’s Molly May
Girl 1: EVERYONE EVACUATE THE SCHOOL THE RAT IS HERE !

by LongNeckDaddyRealCunt February 9, 2019

Molly's Maybe

The answer is no.

Molly's Maybe
Her: "Mmm maybe" which really means no

by Nrobford July 24, 2018

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025