Molave 

1. Somebody who likes to explain the exact same thing someone else is explaining at the same time.
2. Someone who chirps up when nobody asks.

1. Seigebert: "Hey Brunhilda, how many days are in a year?"

Brunhilda: "36--"

Ranbir: "THREEHUNDREDANDSIXTYFIVE"

Seigebert: "You're being a fuckin' Molave bro."

2. Nobody:

Gotti: "So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact

that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all

so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome."

Bernie: "Fuck off Molave."

Molave by uncle_carlos September 28, 2020

Patrolling the Mojave 

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

Patrolling the Mojave by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

Mojave Mohawk 

When a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their ass as you sit on the the ground "indian" style while they clench their ass cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.

I partied out in the desert and woke up with a Mojave Mohawk.

Mojave Mohawk by reverend spazm October 5, 2012

Mojave

A desert in the southwest United States, in parts of Nevada, California, Arizona, and Utah

NCR Trooper: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Mojave by PresidentKimball April 14, 2020

mojave desert 

The hottest place on goddamn earth

Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside

mojave desert by casportsfan July 13, 2014

Moliver

Two gay buttbuddies who are inseparable from one another and will often separate from a group to have intercourse

Look at moliver going off, bet they're gonna go fuck

Moliver by Wolfy123 March 31, 2015

Mojave Muncher 

The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.

"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"

Mojave Muncher by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015