Moist Mike

A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.

Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike

by Moist Mike May 29, 2019

Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018

moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.

Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

Moistmaker

A person who makes other persons moist, sexually(usually women) or slightly damp.

I met the moistmaker and became so moist in my nether region.
The moistmaker at the amusement park got me a bit moist with the water spray fan.

by agwevfwetvfweygfvqiwueyiweufyq January 23, 2017

moistmaker

The act of spitting on the genitals of either sexual partner in an effort to make things more wet.

Yeah, she was a bit dry, but I gave her a moistmaker and we were good to go.

by Dr.Sax May 1, 2011