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Moist Mike 

A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Moist Mike by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
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Moisty mike 

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them
example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

moistmaker 

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
moistmaker by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

Moistmaker 

A person who makes other persons moist, sexually(usually women) or slightly damp.
I met the moistmaker and became so moist in my nether region.
The moistmaker at the amusement park got me a bit moist with the water spray fan.

moistmaker 

The act of spitting on the genitals of either sexual partner in an effort to make things more wet.
Yeah, she was a bit dry, but I gave her a moistmaker and we were good to go.
moistmaker by Dr.Sax May 1, 2011