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moistmaker 

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
moistmaker by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007
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Moistmaker 

A person who makes other persons moist, sexually(usually women) or slightly damp.
I met the moistmaker and became so moist in my nether region.
The moistmaker at the amusement park got me a bit moist with the water spray fan.

moistmaker 

The act of spitting on the genitals of either sexual partner in an effort to make things more wet.
Yeah, she was a bit dry, but I gave her a moistmaker and we were good to go.
moistmaker by Dr.Sax May 1, 2011

Moistake 

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake
Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.
Moistake by fruityooty April 11, 2021

habitual mistaker 

one who commonly makes a mistake
She is always yelling at people even though she is a habitual mistaker.

moistake 

A Moistake. When you plan on farting, but things end up a bit moister than first expected. Verbs: Moistaking, Moistaked, Moistaker
I went to a new fish house last night, and now I've been making moistakes all morning.
moistake by Moisty Fred October 21, 2014

moist maker 

Amazing sandwich with a moist center from egg yolk or something else good... or gravy like the og moist maker from Friends (when Ross gets furious as his boss eats it)
Please girlfriend, make me a moist maker.
moist maker by Gufferyy January 8, 2011
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