Mohammed yusuf

A man with many titles:
king of the pirates
Abdi
moski
mochael jordan yusuf
numpty
dark chocolate
top g
leng ahhhh mf

and many more

"omds, have you seen king of the pirates latest post"
"nah, lemme check rn"
"broooo he soooooo leng"
"MUMS LIFEEEEEE"
"he j so mohammed yusuf"

by bigmosbiggestfan May 24, 2023

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Mohammed Yusuf Khan

Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.

: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!

by Neraek May 22, 2021

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mohammed yousuf

The ideal bestfriend who is loyal, trustworthy, cute, charmimg, adorable, sweet, kind-hearted.
he is the ideal boy friend and best friend. He amazes everyone with his smile and laugh. He is a genius and is smart.

Mo: Gee, look at that guy.
Yo: Yes he is an absolute mohammed yousuf

by ur kutty November 23, 2018

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