A rare but beautifulname of a cute girl, used among Muslims. Moonzereen is a beautiful girl with fucking long, black hair which is hard to maintain. Most of the time, Moonzereen is either watching anime, eating or sleeping. To sum it up, Moonzereen is a mood but a cute one.
Person 1- Hey, what are you doing?
Person 2- I just woke up and I'll start watching anime.
Person 1- Omg you're a Moonzereen.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.