Modelo Missile
A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.
Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
Modelo Missile by TBONE74 April 1, 2019
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