First a girl eats your asshole out. While she has your shit in her mouth, you turn around and bust a load in her mouth, giving the effect of her having a Mocha Latte.
She was thirsty, so I gave her a tasty Mocha Latte... free of charge!
when a girl (nick name: mocha) likes a boy (nick name latte) and they flirt all the time! so its called a mocha latte. the girl = mocha the boy = latte.
A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.
You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.