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Mother Hen 

Basically, your friends all get billigerently drunk early on in the night and it's up to you to make sure they don't go running off into the woods saying "fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping". And then you finally find them in the middle of the woods sitting on a fucking rock, and the look at you like YOU'RE the dumbass.
Fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping.
Mother Hen by Applegap May 16, 2019

mother hen 

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.
Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.
mother hen by tman August 11, 2003

mother hen 

A female pimp who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part of their earnings in return.
Her girls felt safer working for her than for previous abusive male pimps. Indeed, Maddie was a 'mother hen' with a reputation for protecting her girls.
mother hen by talk2me-JCH2 September 22, 2022

mother hen 

In a group of girls, the one who feels responsible for her friends. She often will push away guys and or pull away her friends from guys physically. She is usually either fat, ugly, annoying or all of the above. (Can be used as a noun or a verb)
I spent like $100 on drinks from this hot chick in a Vegas club and as we were heading up to my room, I got mother-henned out of nowhere! The nerve of the fat bitch!

Allright, guys, we need one of you to occupy the mother hen for a bit while I lead this chick out the dance floor!
mother hen by toolguru January 13, 2009

Mother Hen 

When a man in a crotchless gimpsuit squats on another man's face
Alans face got all covered in balls when Steven treated him to a mother Hen
Mother Hen by Eonypony July 20, 2023

Mother Hen 

The Mother puppet from sound of music. She went rouge one day and now stalks people for enjoyment.
I saw Mother Hen near the highway heading north for Canada.
Mother Hen by J.W. Nessbitt July 24, 2023