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jhon mo lester

jhon mo lester a pedo ,named lester, that only molests kids named jhon. not to be confused with jon mo'lester the red socks pitcher.
the town of springfield will have a "jhon mo lester" search on all men named lester, after multiple claims of molestation victoms named jhon.
jhon mo lester by LAWLDY MAN June 26, 2008

Inspector Mo Lester 

Another term for a child molester discovered in a position of authority.
Did you see on the news that Inspector Mo Lester got another one?

Tristan 'Mo' Lester 

Tristan the 'Mo' Lester is the smelliest wet particle to ever exist.
Yo is that Tristan 'Mo' Lester
Yeah that guy is a straight puddle

Mo and Lester 

The 2 deadliest rapist of all time. They are especially fond of rodents (rats, mini-pigs, gerbils, household hand-held pets, and dont forget shrimp), for they have recently changed to beastiality. You dont want to know anymore of these 2, other than................

they gonna getchya.
Mo and Lester gonna getchya.
Mo and Lester by Knave #1 January 5, 2008

mo lesser 

being a cockblock and or going to frickin Utah and getting tan on only half your face because you went skiing and wore goggles. Also having an IPhone.
DUDE, you listen to NPR on your Iphone, you're so Mo Lesser.

Trout Molester 

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.
Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!
Trout Molester by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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