A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )
Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
by The Hankys January 8, 2013
Vaginal intercourse was always fun, but Rob had always wanted Denise to offer up her snatcher's mitt to make things a little more interesting.
by Jelly belly November 23, 2014
After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
by jpg3 May 14, 2010
Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head
by Coochie man 2 October 8, 2020
by Exeter’s fag December 17, 2017