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Mitlesh is a person who is annoyingly confident. Everybody loves a Mitlesh. It's someone who loves to argue and prove his point. He is funny, caring, warm and loving. Oftentimes you'll find Mitlesh lost in his own thoughts. He is also a person who is a little bit weird among his friends. Mitleshes are hard to find.
Oh look! It's a Mitlesh
I just did a Mitlesh
Mitlesh by RudeSnowball May 12, 2020
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a Gangster name known around the world, if you ever meet one, you won't forget it.
someone:Yo Mitesh
Mitesh: Yea
Someone: you are such a gangster!
mitesh by Mitssssss November 7, 2007
1. Biceps
2. Big guns
3. Hugeness
4. Buffness (particularly in relation to biceps)
5. a Tank

and lastly,
6. an alpha-male whose means of resolving disputes are generally summarised into short, succint sentences that involve the use of brutal force upon the offending party.
1. Mate, Arnold Schwarzenegger could sure do with a larger pair of mitesh's!

2. Guy 1: "Woah duuuuuude check out Mitesh's miteshes!!!"
Guy 2: "woaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Girl 1: *Drools*

3. Mitesh: "Gotta tutor some faggots in bentleigh today after uni, should fucken smash 'em instead."
When someone constantly asks you to do something for him. In a very agressive way. The person doesn't stop until he/she reaches her goal.
Hey, how are you?

- I am getting miteshed. So hard!

or: - My boss is miteshing me, I am going to quit!
miteshing by Harjmeister June 21, 2011

Miteshing-by-Proxy 

The situation when someone (man1) is Miteshing someone else (man2) as they themselves have just been Miteshed. Usually involves the offloading of work from man1 to man2.
man1 (after a Miteshing): Too much work! Better offload....
man1 Miteshes man2
man2: Damn! I just got a Miteshing-by-proxy!

Proxy-Mitesh

A person or group of people who, after being Miteshed, proceed by Miteshing another person or group of people in order to offload work.
man1 (after being Miteshed): Damn too much work! Better offload...
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!

Mitesh Miracle 

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies that everything we knew is wrong
This new measurement is a Mitesh Miracle
Mitesh Miracle by OSWALD MCGEE March 31, 2021
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