Mist Dick
When your about to cum and your partner grabs your dick so hard that your sperms comes out like mist from your dick.
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Dick mist
An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful
mist, swaying in the wind.
This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
mist, swaying in the wind.
This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'
Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
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Dick In The Mist
A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.
I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!
Dick In The Mist by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014
dicktrus mist
When your hookah tastes like dick.
"Damn scro wtf are you smoking,...dicktrus mist?"
"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"
"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"
"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"
"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"
dicktrus mist by Sir Scrocifer III December 22, 2010