Mist Dick
When your about to cum and your partner grabs your dick so hard that your sperms comes out like mist from your dick.
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Dick mist
An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful
mist, swaying in the wind.
This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
mist, swaying in the wind.
This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
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Dick In The Mist
A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.
I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!
Dick In The Mist by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014
dicktrus mist
"Damn scro wtf are you smoking,...dicktrus mist?"
"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"
"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"
"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"
"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"
dicktrus mist by Sir Scrocifer III December 22, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026