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A sex act where you take off your pants. You then proceed to squat down and shit all over your marriage.
John: Did you here that about poor Rick?
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.
by da5id November 23, 2016
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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