Miss Schabacker 

A beautiful stunning young middle school teacher, always dressing up nicely and has a charming smile. She has the most mesmerizing deep emerald green eyes, angelic voice, smooth perfect skin, and beautiful dark black hair. She has a loyal, sweet, kind, honest personality, Miss Schabacker will always make sure to check up on you and she will never fail to put a smile on your face. She has a cute laugh and a warm contagious smile. The way she moves and the flow of her hair is so captivating and attractive, it’ll make you forget what you were learning in her class. She will hypnotize you with those gorgeous green eyes and make you fall in love harder for her. She is a kind soul when you are on her hood side, but can be rude and sassy when you’re on her bad side, so don't ever disrespect or annoy her. She loves all her students equally, but there’s one particular student who gets her attention the most. This female pupil is very quiet in her class, doesn’t show much emotions, and is mysterious. She always has a serious cold-hearted look on her face, but it’s really just her resting normal face. Miss Schabacker also finds her sweet, caring, and thoughtful because of the act of kindness the student has. If you ever come across Miss Schabacker, just know it was a gift from God and you are lucky to have her in your life.

*Miss S just existing*

Boy Student: Woah, is that our new teacher? She is fineeee

Girl student: Holy crap, I was not expecting Miss Schabacker to look so different than I expected. She is so pretty and perfect..

Miss Schabacker by re4l.l1fe.isnt.f41r January 15, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012