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Mismatched Socks 

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.

Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!
Mike annoyed Julie so she threatened to pull his penis and testicles out of his asshole, giving him mismatched socks! Ouch!

Mismatch Socks

Summmmm Goood Pawsyyy :)
Gina has on mismatch socks I know her pawsy good .

Teresa had on some booty shorts & mismatch socks I know she has a good shot
Mismatch Socks by DickNamedDavid83__ December 12, 2019

Mismatched Sock 

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and pull his penis and testicles out through his asshole.
Michael irritated Dylan so Dylan gave Michael a mismatched sock. Ouch!
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