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Miscum

- To accidentally ejaculate

*WARNING: Not to be mistaken with your sexiest English teacher, Miss Cum.*
John miscummed when his hottie English teacher Miss Cum bent down to hand out worksheets.
by Pseudonym0112 December 29, 2010
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Scummy McScumstein

Person N-1: See that douchebag on TV?
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.
by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008
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misumi-warn

A warn issued by a discord moderator that is usually a paragraph long, it might include words such as: inappropriate, toxic e.t.c.
A: Hey dude, the warning you issued is very long.
B: Yeah, I just did the misumi-warn, which is why its so long.
by Noel sora no method June 23, 2022
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Miscommuniwave

You are approaching someone. They wave, you wave back, but they are actually waving at someone behind you. They notice your lame hand hanging in the breeze.
Ouch, thought that hottie was sayin hello but it was a miscommuniwave to a dude behind me.
by GrattanIV June 28, 2009
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miscommunication.

Noun: lack of clear communication, or distorted communication
So we told them we'd be at my house but we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. Then we told them to go to Corn's house, then to my house again. I don't know why they're angry. It was just a little miscommunication.
by miscommunication September 6, 2008
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miscommunistanding

A catch all excuse for when someone has screwed up and doesn't want to give details explaining their mistake. This word was created on the realms of kaos forum which serves a small gaming community.
There was a miscommunistanding between the admins and myself meaning that the new game patch will not be uploaded until next year.
by Fat Messiah July 20, 2008
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Miscuntscrew

Accidentally missing the vagina but successfully penetrating the booty.
Is your girl into anal? No, but I did miscuntscrew last night!
by DjLit April 5, 2016
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