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Mireya C. 

Short.

I didn't say it aloud this time, and I doubt you remember that story.

sorry.

I deleted a lot but didn't write what.

Fart you
Pirby: She's a short woman. Very nice, (spike draws a gun and shots john with a pencil)

Pirby: See you in 40, Red Haired French woman

I owe u a drink, ill smoke cigarettes probably by then, if im poor that is, but if im cool, rich, ill be probably be selling, Clothes that is.

Pirby: *playing a tune of the past*

Mireya C. : shoots me in me with a fucking pistol

Spike: My hard headedness stops the bullet.
(boby pullido plays)
News reporter " World renowned pianist shot by her hair dresser"
Pirby: Fucking butar two times, IM ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK
Denny's waitress: Sick book
Pirby: shut the fuck up
N: Pirby walks away.
SCenE be like

*Phone rings*
Mireya: Who is it.

Dont fucking worry about it.

Mireya: *inner thoughts*

I should've married victor

A may: Time CAN'T ERASE
N: Aaron may the artist, bub
Mireya: shits herself
Mireya: FINE, im going to get a drink
A may: Take a fucking shower u fucking hag
Narrator: She walks in to the bar alone, dressed in a green and brown outfit, and the ugliest shoes, I have ever

Mireya: I thought I would have met him here.
this shit sucks, i need a reality check.
only the herobrine part tho
Pirby: Wonder what that was smoking a ciggy in the back
Pirby be like a busboy or sumn smokin cigs
*pirby dies*
Friend: What the fuck is this story

David: Idk my brother just farted i heard it through the wall

NO WHO IS RED HAR GLOCK IN MY RAWRIE GIRL

she be watchin george not found still idk why
Mireya C.
Mireya C. by seeyouin40jojispoon October 18, 2021
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