Mireya C. 

Short.

I didn't say it aloud this time, and I doubt you remember that story.

sorry.

I deleted a lot but didn't write what.

Fart you

Pirby: She's a short woman. Very nice, (spike draws a gun and shots john with a pencil)

Pirby: See you in 40, Red Haired French woman

I owe u a drink, ill smoke cigarettes probably by then, if im poor that is, but if im cool, rich, ill be probably be selling, Clothes that is.

Pirby: *playing a tune of the past*

Mireya C. : shoots me in me with a fucking pistol

Spike: My hard headedness stops the bullet.
(boby pullido plays)
News reporter " World renowned pianist shot by her hair dresser"
Pirby: Fucking butar two times, IM ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK
Denny's waitress: Sick book
Pirby: shut the fuck up
N: Pirby walks away.
SCenE be like

*Phone rings*
Mireya: Who is it.

Dont fucking worry about it.

Mireya: *inner thoughts*

I should've married victor

A may: Time CAN'T ERASE
N: Aaron may the artist, bub
Mireya: shits herself
Mireya: FINE, im going to get a drink
A may: Take a fucking shower u fucking hag
Narrator: She walks in to the bar alone, dressed in a green and brown outfit, and the ugliest shoes, I have ever

Mireya: I thought I would have met him here.
this shit sucks, i need a reality check.
only the herobrine part tho
Pirby: Wonder what that was smoking a ciggy in the back
Pirby be like a busboy or sumn smokin cigs
*pirby dies*
Friend: What the fuck is this story

David: Idk my brother just farted i heard it through the wall

NO WHO IS RED HAR GLOCK IN MY RAWRIE GIRL

she be watchin george not found still idk why
Mireya C.

Mireya C. by seeyouin40jojispoon October 18, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012