Miralaxorade

The product of combining miralax with Gatorade, Making miralaxorade.
There are many versions.

There is the dumbed down version, and the hyped up version.
The dumbed down version has baby laxatives, while the hyped up versions has horse laxatives.
You don't wanna drink this.
Or maybe you do, if you like shitting.

Yo man did you see that dude drink miralaxorade last night?
Ya homie he drank horse miralaxorade.
He did?
Yeah man. Shit even came outta that man's ears, and even his nose.