Minnesota Blowdryer

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contactno hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.
“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
by Johnith30th June 10, 2025
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