Minisink Valley is a place where dreams mean shit. No, literally. It is filled with rednecks and bimbos who think they are cool but they are just gay and
annoying. The grape juice in the middle school is poisoned most likely and will give you a stomach
like no other. If you enroll into the valley, beware. It is full of fakes and snakes that will try to unveil your deepest secrets and crushes. Trust me, i was there once, and no
one can keep a god damn secret.
y’all crusty dusty hoes tbh.