Mind Virginity

noun: a term used to refer to the state of someone who has never thought about another human being in a sexual way, or mentally had sex with someone before. one might do this while masturbating, unless you're a weirdo and think about nothing whilst masturbating.
I may still be a virgin, but I lost my mind virginity years ago.
by voldemorts_nose_job May 01, 2014
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Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.
Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.
by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011
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Virgin Mind

Where someone is totally naive and simplistic about almost every situation from world poverty to elephant ears such as a virgin is about having sex for the first time as they want it to be perfect and amazing.
Doug: Hey, what do you think about going to India?

Jess: I really want to go to India because the elephants are really big and have nicer ears than elephants at the zoo.

Doug: Wow, you have such a virgin mind about travelling.
by buttmonkeycockell March 31, 2013
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