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Milton High School 

It's a public high school in Milton Massachusetts. Basically if you aren't rich rich you come here if you live in Milton. To be fair most of the kids aren't awful, just entitled to some extent (some more than others). There's kind of a nicotine problem here, mainly because when you have a ton of kids who lack common sense living in a town with nothing interesting to do, they'll vape and drink everywhere they go. So yeah on average there's like always one kids vaping in the bathroom, but other than that the school is aight. Sorry to say that our sports teams aren't great, most suck. But hey most of our kids go to trade school or college so that's p cool.
I went to Milton High School, there was a big sign outside the boys restroom that read, "DONT PEE IN THE JUUL ROOM"
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Milton High School 

Milton High is shit. Writing this as a Freshman in October, I know the school. They are sluts who feck the fagget druggies on Friday nights. If you walk ten feet into the woods outside the school, chances are you'll find an old dirty couch and broken glass from beer bottles mixed with the dirt. Don't forget about the weed! Oh yes my friend, the big bathroom stall on every floor is the schools ashtray. There's permanent black smears all over it. What else... people come hammered to the Friday night football games. There's a couple pregnant junior/seniors. Anyway the teachers are pretty strict but that's inside the school.
-"Duddee comin to tha crater on friday"
-"fuuck yes you got the stuuff"
-"you knoow it basttterd."
Milton High School is BOMB.
Milton High School by Freshhhmaaan February 20, 2009

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍
Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

Milton Hershey High School

The school where everyone knows everyone. Rumors, Lies, and things spread faster than flies to shit. People Are evil and not your friends. House parents cant cook for nothing. and the admin cant think for nothing.
milton hershey high school the sweetest place on earth

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026