millennihilism

A term for the gallows humor that millennials (or “gen Zers”) indulge in to cope with the situations of our overheating planet, dim political future, crushing economy, and the ever present avaccado toast problem.

Person 1: hahaha LOL I wanna die!

Person 2: jump out the window!

Person 1: But I want options....
Person 2: There’s bleach in the sink and a rope in the closet!

Persons 1&2, together: Millennihilism!

millennihilism by YEETYOOT_TØP_HP_HoO&PJO June 7, 2019

millenihilist 

A Millennial nihilist. You know the type. They seem fine in person, but on Facebook/Tumblr/Whatever they post memes about killing themselves.

Person 1: Have you ever noticed that our generation is experiencing a pervading sense of nihilism and apathy?
Person 2: Yeah, I call it Millennihilism. I'm a Millenihilist, myself.

millenihilist by DrMoustache October 11, 2018

Millennialism 

A succinct lack of the ability on any person's part to accept responsibility for, find value in or work with any person, place, thing, thought, feeling or circumstance that is not handed to them in an exacting manner to meet their, and only their, specific whim - fancy and/or idiocracy.

All the protesters in the streets losing minds because their candidate lost a fair and lawful election were suffering from their own self imposed millennialism.

Millennialism by axeman0115 November 17, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004