Millennial Paradox 

When you need experience to get the job, but need the job to get the experience.

Sorry, fresh out of college with no working experience, good luck somewhere else. That's the millennial paradox.

Millennial Paradox by Renegade Fox Fire July 19, 2016

Millennial Paradox 

This is the process of being both fully aware of something, and also being completely ignorant of it at the same time.
Demonstrated perfectly by Millennials who are 'fighting the cause', but have no chuffing idea what is really going on.

"I did movember so, like, you know, I know all about prostate cancer and stuff"
"tell me more about prostate cancer"
"well, erm, Movember is for prostate cancer. And it's cancer. Of the prostrate sic"
"genius - Millennial paradox right there"

Millennial Paradox by Pidgemeister January 11, 2017