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Millburn High school 

A terrible High school with an overrated reputation. Most people think of students who go here as ingenious, but most are average, or worse. In fact, the biggest similarity between students here would most likely be their inflated ego. Countless students will tell you that they are the modern image of Einstein, and are destined for Harvard, Cornell, or M.I.T. In reality, hardly anyone makes it into these schools, and if they do, Millburn has nothing to do with it. Most of the kids who end up in these schools are mercilessly teased by the majority of the student populus anyway. Millburn also has an exceedingly large population of kids who think they're way too cool to be bothered with anything having to do with academics. Either they believe money can solve everything, including bribing college boards, or they are too busy believing they are unique and brilliant individuals whose intelligence cannot be measured by tests. (because usually they'll get F's) It's too bad a great teaching staff is wasted on a terrible bunch of brats.
Student at Millburn High school: "Of course I'm going to Harvard, you idiot. Only the best get into that school, and that includes me."
Millburn High school by cheesedoggy September 10, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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