Milk Jug

the gallon jug your uncle Jerry can fill up with his hard white within 30 days. he is a porn addict and if he is withdrawn from any type of pornography, he will need to be on life support urgently.

Jimmy's Friend: do you want to hang out after school
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019

Milk Jug

(verb)-(to, Milk Jug)To cum in someone's anus. It can be used in either Heterosexual, or Gay sex (Besides female on female intercourse, of course).

Damn, that boy is fine as hell. I want to Milk Jug his ass really bad.

by Big Daddy Gabe January 26, 2009

milk-jug

the act of depositing large amounts of seamen in a glass milk-jug and having 1 indivigual drinking it

james: wow tom did u see how many guys showed up to that milk-jug party
tom:yea bro i saw her chug a half gallon :(
james:is that healthy ?

by james anthoney wild August 23, 2011

Milk-jug fest

The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.

Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.

by 89diehl April 22, 2010

Milk Jug Bomber

A Milk Jug Bomber is that pesky gallon of milk that is halfway off the shelf, waiting for its next victim. Once the fridge is opened, a Milk Jug Bomber proceeds to fall off the shelf, exploding all over your floor.

"Hey Micah, we should totally set up Payton, and put the milk gallon halfway off the shelf in the fridge."
"Damn bruh, that's a good idea. That is a Milk Jug Bomber waiting to happen."

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

Milk Jug Mug

A common gang sign for marking territory or a threat. Gang members will chuck a milk jug at you as a sign that they will get revenge/reclaim their territory.

I got milk jug mugged by the Chicos Piceños

by BarangaTang July 11, 2022

milk jug dick

This is quite the legendary penis that you'll be happy to come across. This kind of cock is extremely large in size, and when you pop that willy you can expect to get cum fire hosed into your face. Typically this cock can fill up a milk jug in the maximum of 3 seconds.

Tim: Put the money in the fucking bag!
Jerry: Or what...

Tim: *drops pants and reveals milk jug dick*
Jerry: (under breath) Holy Fuck, we're screwed...

by NightmareFuel13 January 14, 2019