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Military Veteran 

One who has served in the military and is honorably discharged. Non veterans owe them their lives, because without these veterans, they wouldn't have the life they have. Female veterans deserve rich husband who treats her right. Male veterans deserve every and any woman to immediately get on her knees without question.
Woman 1 to woman 2: "He's a military veteran. Since he served our country, I'm going to serve him all night. Dinner, sex, and silence."
Woman 2 to woman 1: "It's the least you could do. Without our veterans, we wouldn't have anything. Go please him!"
Military Veteran by Eric Luz December 31, 2013

hot military/veteran/reserve females 

They are smokin hot..size 4 or smaller..what the hell are they doing in the m--f--in military??

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008