Military Shit

The act of defecating in a style that doesn’t require wiping. Usually done in the squat position and holding to one cheek.

Chris had run out of toilet paper, so his only option was to drop a military shit.

by Carlos Rojas September 28, 2006

Military Grade Shitposting

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials

whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting

by EndlessAnomaly January 20, 2022