Milfnap

Usually used by milf hunters when they are about to kidnap, because it's not a kid.
Ps : don't ask me why i know this shit.

Milfhunter 1 : hehe boi, it's bouta go down.
Milfhunter 2 : oh no no no, are we milfnapping that hoe?

by SinOfWrath5 November 13, 2020

Milfaphilia

A sexual disorder where you are overly infatuated with a mother. Similar to pedophilia, but with older women. Also known as Cougarphilia.

I am sorry Mr. Washington, but it appears that you have the sexual disorder known as Milfaphilia.

by C.M. Royale June 22, 2016

milfnips

The nipples found on a milf.

Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.

Wow, did you see the milfnips on Estelle! The air-con must have been set to Arctic-blast in her MPV on the school run today.

by Wizards Sleeve June 5, 2005

milfnation

The collective term used to define a group of milfs.

"This place is crawling with milfnation."

by j lucky February 2, 2008

milfnamedevie

Milfnamed evie is a term for a They/Them with daddy issues who simps for 15 year pld
men on Discord

Milfnamedevie is such a simp for Denko

by kayoki lmao July 4, 2021