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The MOST BEAUTIFUL girl to ever walk the earth. If you see her you might catch yourself stating like a fat kid at a candy shop. She's loyal, caring, trustworthy, and very loving. She's the type of girl that you wouldn't want to lose because if you do that's most definitely the biggest fuck up of your life. She's very weird and full of crackhead energy. She pretty quiet but when you get to know her she's very chill nd laid back. She's also the type of girl you would want to bring home to your mother or take out on a date as soon as you meet her. Overall, Milanye is the best female you could ever meet in your life, trust me I have her for myself. Maybe you'll get lucky and find you one.
Random dude: "have you seen milanye, manning I had her I would've the happiest person in earth"
Me: "yea I see her all the tyme shes my girlfriend so back off dude"
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Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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A girl who is book smart, caring, and funny. Her beauty is jaw dropping but she will never admit it and will never agree if you tell her that she is. She is a keeper, and will never let you see her out of a good mood. Her good side is limitless and she will never turn her back on anyone. A true friend and an angel.
"I swear my dog is like a Milanne!"
"Do you know Milanne?... She's fantastic!"
Milanne by Dragon_Badass June 21, 2016
A beautiful and amazing girl who can put a smile on anyones face and never fails to make you laugh. She is the best to ever live, ever. And is just perfect.
Guy 1: You see that chick over there? Dang!

Guy 2: Yeah that's Melanye, she's mine bro! Back off.
Melanye by drummaaman25 November 28, 2013
Milanie is a special girl. She’s very very nice and sweet and kind. Milanies tend to be shy, and don’t like to think highly of themselves. They don’t like to describe themselves in any complimenting way, and try their hardest to almost never brag. A Milanie is a girl you will probably only see one of in a generation, and they are extremely rare. They are always kind and nice, and you should never lose touch with one! Never ever ever lose one!
Love all of you Milanies out there, along with me, a Milanie.
milanie by CandiePop January 16, 2021
The most amazing name in the English language. Usually comes with incredible wit and beauty.
That girl's name is Milany? Wow, that explains why she's so blindingly beautiful.
Milany by Nat-SLAP! July 5, 2009
Being highly intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumtion
I was out all last weekend and got totally Milaned
Milaned by kipkip85 April 19, 2017