Mightbe 

"Mightbe" a pharse that anything can be placed after "be" and be used as a name.

Mightbemax is having a good day.
Mightbe(max)

Mightbe by max December 2, 2004

Bitch, I might be 

What you say when there is a possibility that you are guilty of an offense

Judge: Are you guilty?
Gucci Mane: Bitch, I might be.

Bitch, I might be by ADB0603 May 9, 2013

Penis Mightier than the sword 

1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.

2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.

Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword

John11s2: LOL typo

Kate230:OMG ROTF

Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?

Penis Mightier than the sword by Pappaya Peppers April 26, 2010

bitch I might be 

So what if I am, what's it to you anyways?

kelly: you're an ugly bitch
samantha: bitch I might be

or

Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes

bitch I might be by natalianatalia May 3, 2013

They Might Be Giants 

An ingenious and intensely awesome band with an incomprehensibly novel style consisting of varying musical styles, exuberantly quirky lyrics with inticate wordplay, and overwhelming aesthetic value.

"Well, I don't know--though Flood remains one of They Might Be Giants' most popular albums, I prefer the sheer ebullient eccentricity of Apollo 18."

They Might Be Giants by Yotta Bee Mervenacci December 25, 2003

Bitch i might be. 

The proper response to any question.

Steve:Hey man you doing ok?
Harold:Bitch i might be.

Bitch i might be. by not a fucking legend August 17, 2018

penis mightier 

Celebrity Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live. A category entitled, "The Pen Is Mightier" is mistakenly interpreted by Sean Connery as "Penis Mightier." Connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the penis larger

Connery - Gussy it up however you will Trebeck, but does it really work?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?

penis mightier by Falklian January 26, 2004