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Bitch, I might be
Bitch, I might be by ADB0603 May 9, 2013
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Penis Mightier than the sword
1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.
2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.
2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.
Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword
John11s2: LOL typo
Kate230:OMG ROTF
Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?
John11s2: LOL typo
Kate230:OMG ROTF
Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?
Penis Mightier than the sword by Pappaya Peppers April 26, 2010
bitch I might be
kelly: you're an ugly bitch
samantha: bitch I might be
or
Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes
samantha: bitch I might be
or
Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes
bitch I might be by natalianatalia May 3, 2013
They Might Be Giants
An ingenious and intensely awesome band with an incomprehensibly novel style consisting of varying musical styles, exuberantly quirky lyrics with inticate wordplay, and overwhelming aesthetic value.
"Well, I don't know--though Flood remains one of They Might Be Giants' most popular albums, I prefer the sheer ebullient eccentricity of Apollo 18."
They Might Be Giants by Yotta Bee Mervenacci December 25, 2003
Bitch i might be.
Bitch i might be. by not a fucking legend August 17, 2018
penis mightier
Celebrity Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live. A category entitled, "The Pen Is Mightier" is mistakenly interpreted by Sean Connery as "Penis Mightier." Connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the penis larger
Connery - Gussy it up however you will Trebeck, but does it really work?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
penis mightier by Falklian January 26, 2004
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