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one of the first creatures the holy FSM created on our planet. the spelling is often mistaken as midget, with an E instead of an I. R'amen.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created Midgits, Mountains and trees after heavily drinking, then rested and created the rest of the world at the end of the week. R'amen.
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A person who can easily be thrown because of shortness.
"I once saw 5 midgits covered in thousand island dressing, so i tossed them into traffic" - Nardo
Midgit by Nardo May 5, 2003
A small, annoying person who seems to follow you about and bitch about being small
Hello everyone im Holly and im midgit, Now stop bullying me while I get those pickles of the top shelf
midgit by Honey boo boo CHILD!!!!!!!!! September 29, 2013
someone by the name of "Anson" is usually referred to as a midget.
Anson is a midgit
midgit by JustEthanHere November 17, 2019

midgit in a bikini

A news reporter who is vertically challeged and wears a bikini
tom crossman is a midgit in a bikini
midgit in a bikini by Tom Crossman November 16, 2003

Midgit-legs Mcgee 

"Mario is no match for Midgit-legs Mcgee"

midgit maddie

Usually a small bitch who can't get enough of her self she's annoying and has a short temper no one likes a maddie
Jack:Hey its midgit maddie
Jamaul:for fuck sake she's so annoying
midgit maddie by Everyonehatesamaddie November 13, 2021
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