midget

often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.

I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women

by reveal September 21, 2007

midget

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 21, 2004

midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

by James Jarvis August 23, 2005

midget

midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall

that midget stole me gold!!!

by Pakidz December 8, 2006

midgets

group of suburban white women trying to be hip

Excuse me, but have you seen my midgets

by guruette December 24, 2002

Midget

A very small person who lives amongst us. They can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and petite for whatever age they may be.

Midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.

Person 1: You are such a legit midget.
Person 2: I know, I am so tiny!

by I💖building March 7, 2015

midget

noun-a being which packs twice the sexiness of a normal human into a considerably smaller frame.

Unlike monkeys, midgets are eye level to everything good in life.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003