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Middle class drug morality 

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016