Middle man

Someone you hang out with and are friends with only because they are really good friends with someone you want to date or plow, and when you hang out with them, they're likely to invite the hot person.

Keith: I hear your hanging out with Larengo tomorrow. I thought you hated that Farkleberry?

Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.

Middle man by KeithsDeadBaby February 22, 2011

Middle Man

An individual who chooses to defecate or urinate in the middle stall of a three stall format bathroom of either urinals, toilets or both, where one person is already on the outside stall/urinal.

Get this...I was just about to drop a deuce, cleaned the seat up and everything, and a Middle Man came in to shit right next to me! I could see the dude's feet and everything...think it's the freak from the auditors! I pulled anchor and left to crap later, I cannot take a dump while looking at someone's feet, I effing HATE that!

Middle Man by The Fig December 30, 2010

Middle Man

Another term for referring to a male as gay. Derived from 3 guys sitting on the same side of a booth and a drunk gay guy calling out the middle one as gay.

Ryan is the original and definitely the best middle man.

Middle Man by MollyWhomp December 19, 2008

Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...

Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house

Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay

*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*

Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.

Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay

Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it

Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back

Middle man by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020

Middle man

A man with a large penis who always goes to middle the urinal because he’s comfortable with his body and sexuality.

He give off middle man energy

Middle man by Middle man22224644747 June 21, 2023

Middle man

I don't have or want a middle man.

Hym "Detain the person claim to be my middle man. They are likely misrepresenting what I am say or what I mean when I say things to steal resources for themselves."

Middle man by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

middle-man 

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.

The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.

middle-man by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004