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middle easterner

persons of Arab descent, with roots from Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Turkey, the Levant, the Arabian Peninsula, or Arab North Africa.
Mr. Heimlecht was pleased to learn Ms. Kindiley had taken the middle easterners on a tour of the metroplex.
by Babadu July 7, 2014
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ugly middle easterner

a race of people that shouldn't exist. they are 72% hair, skin is not the prefered black or white and they allways talk in their own language- creepy. The worst thing about them is the feeling of disgust you get being near just one yuck
look out a suicide bomber is in the bushes use your flame thrower joe. scoorch++boom flooooom++ got rid of that osama++ caucasian style, lets eat hmm delicious ribs joe, cooked just right hmm flavory
by eminem December 21, 2004
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Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang
by Pdm21 January 24, 2021
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middle eastern

Loving , hospitable, peaceful people who work hard and are fun to party with. They have contributed uber much to the fields of medicine,mathematics, music,poetry,architecture, and philanthropy. Their diet is one of the healthiest and most delicious in the world.Come in all different styles, dark haired to blond. Clever and discerning, yet sometimes a bit too hung up on themselves. Yeah , well, they continue to influence the world. Great dancers:)
"You eating tabouli?", "Yeah - from the Middle Eastern Deli"
by kissurbooboo June 29, 2006
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middle eastern people

Kind and hospitable groups of people who come from the middle east. Ranging from Persians, Turks, Jews, Arabs, and others, the Middle East is a very diverse and varied place home to many cultures and religions, such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Irreligion and others. Racewise, most people from the middle east are Caucasians, although there are small minorities of Sub-Saharan Africans and East Asians in some areas.

Although many people in the middle east are modern people, yearning for freedom, the governments of the Middle East are corrupt and authoritarian, blocking any attempts at reform.

Home to great food and art, the middle east is the home of many technological and mathematics, for example, being the birthplace of modern algebra and the cradle of civilization. Middle Eastern people are very warm and kind and love a good party.
Have you ever been to a Lebanese party? Middle eastern people sure do know how to get turnt!
by Just some guy on here October 3, 2017
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Middle Eastern Bowling

When you catch a woman in the middle East driving or showing ankles you bury her half-way in the sand and start rolling boulders at her until she stops moving
We once saw a woman driving in the middle East so we started playing Middle Eastern Bowling with her
by Ghost_Man351- February 28, 2022
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Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.
by GTD August 10, 2007
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