A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't.
PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia?
DAN:*speaks in weird voice* microwave
PHIL: That's not one!
DAN:*speaks in weird voice* microwave
PHIL: That's not one!
by Thesaurus (vocab dinosaur) November 08, 2017
(noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.
by ew1017 January 25, 2013
Bro 1: Hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night?
Bro 2: No she was a total microwave.
Bro 2: No she was a total microwave.
by Dotty23984 November 11, 2008
A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.
by JoeCast August 05, 2011
A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.
“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.
by David December 09, 2003
by _trashmuffin_ November 12, 2019