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microgasm 

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.
George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.
microgasm by craigD October 14, 2006

microorgasms 

When doing biology but horny or when the body females a little bit horny
I was doing homework on microorganisms but decided to search up microorgasms

Microgasm 

1. A mini-orgasm, usually one of a multitude
2. When an orgasm is a microcosm for all pleasure in the world
1. My girl told me I was so good she had ten microgasms before she erupted.

2. Everyone who becomes enlightened experiences a microgasm!
Microgasm by ProlificPencil May 30, 2009

micromasher 

the term used for a person who beats up midgets
marco is a micromasher and kill brendan.
micromasher by Errol333 October 31, 2006

Micromaster 

A small-scale TransFormer, measuring about an inch in height.
The Micromaster Air Strike Patrol consists of four tiny robots which turn into tiny aeroplanes.
Micromaster by Andy April 17, 2004

micromeal 

Shortened version of 'Microwave meal'
Man, I'm running late! I think I'm gonna do a Micromeal instead of cooking that roast dinner.
micromeal by RichCorb January 19, 2005