microcrap

See also microshit microshaft microshafted

I thought it was supposed to be the other way around that companies were supposed to be the ones begging for ALPHA Version Testers.... But MicroCrap has millions and Millions of Happy Alpha Software testers who gladly pay through the nose to test MicroCraps Software and then put up with Spyware and Viruses and Crappy lame ass slow Patch development.

You Get what you Pay for and pay for and pay for and pay for and pay for. and pay for....

by OldToker May 13, 2005

microchip

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)

Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates

by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

Microtransaction

A method used by game developers, especially in hyper casual mobile games, where a game will be free to download, however users gain an unfair advantage by paying for in-game currency which normally is relatively hard to get. Sometimes games implement an in-game currency that's only obtainable by paying, whose only use is to be converted to a different currency which can then be used to buy items in the game. This is a very common trick where developers abstract money into in-game currencies so players are distanced from the consequences of buying it.

These tricks are most commonly used in games by companies instead of indie games since they rely on making money and for the most part don't care about the quality of their games.

While this trick being very known and frowned upon by the gaming community, developers still manage to trick enough people into paying in their games to keep their business going.

Microtransactions are ruining mobile games!

by  March 2, 2019

Microtransaction

The cancer of modern gaming

Did you hear? To access the later levels, you have to do a microtransaction!

by Secret Agent: Dog April 15, 2015

Microtransaction

A pay-to-win or pay-to-play method that game companies use to make the consumer's wallets burn.

Jake was so irritated with the microtransactions in the game that he was playing so he decided to install an apk that would give him free coins and free diamonds.

by EspuressoTheCoffee August 9, 2017

microcrapping

That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.

Microcrapping is not typically a subject that folks wish to discuss.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

microyapper

A pejorative nickname for a very small and endlessly yappy dog.

Let’s take that microyapper on a very long walk!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021