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An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"
Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.
Microsuck by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009
....cant think of an examle for microsuck. Find a midget and experience it for your self
Microsuck by guy mcgee May 13, 2010
One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.
So what's Microsuck's biggest virus magnet this week?
Microsuck by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
A word that an anti-Microsoft person says because they hate Microsoft for the following reasons:

1. Microsoft Corp is awesome
2. Microsoft is getting it's innovation better and better each day
3. About 450 million licensed copies of Windows 7 has been sold
4. Microsoft's Bing is catching up to Google
5. ETC
- Apple fanboy: Who would want to buy anything from Microsuck?! Everything they make SUCKS!
- Microsoft fanboy: Well at least we are better than iSUCK.
Microsuck by BlackWatches September 18, 2011

microsuck.com 

A website devoted to the eradication of Microsoft from as many people as possible.
Microsuck is one of the best websites on this planet.
microsuck.com by Refalm July 13, 2004

Microsuck Windows Crap 

Any Operating system made by Microsoft.
#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!
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