The act Of violently shitting on one’s stomach before any type of sexual action, followed by sliding on the person’s stomach head first right onto his or her genitalia. This will then cause a muddy 69, but that’s another story.
While 4 people are sitting in a circle but they are on a raised level. Then there is a person in the center of the circle on the ground and the 4 outer people have taken horse laxatives and they have the runs. And they all take a massive dump on the middle person
James this time when we do the michigan mudslide do you want to be in the middle?
When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.